if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
Also: dealbreaker!!
Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget Jesus. The stars died so that you could be here today.
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| — | Lawrence M. Krauss (via wilwheaton) |
Me: OMG RYAN! He Man is on Netflix!
Ryan: Have you seen the What’s Going On video with He Man?
Me: No what’s that?
[four minutes later]
Me: That. Is. The. Best. Thing. EVER. I’m putting it on Tumblr right now.
Searching For Paradise By Suichi Nakano.
My dream is to live in a city with giant animals grazing through it. I think that’s the one thing Earth is really missing, giant ass animals doing their thing. Thanks KoiKoi!
The worst excuse in the world is “the dog ate it”. The second worst is “I don’t have time”.
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| — | Lachlan Sylvester |
This HTML is horrific! Remake it. And use tables so my wife is able to edit your shit.
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| — | (via clientsfromhell) |
Client: “I want an iPad app.”
Me: “For what purpose?”
Client: “I don’t know, I just want an iPad app.”
sometimes I’m so excited about writing code that I just mash all the keys with my fists and toes and pass out
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| — | Joe Ferris, on extreme vim editing modes (via thoughtbot) |
